A few days after his birth, Patrick grew into a toddler. Ethan and Doris don't have much money right now, but they did get hold of a birthday cake to celebrate.
Do you see Ethan's creepy eyes? DO YOU?
"You did it, Patrick!"
Uh...wow.
So many things wrong with this development. Where do I begin? I know: this kid is so creepy, with his greenish skin, clear orange eyes that shine in the dark, supernaturally rosy cheeks, and randomly brown hair. Doris has black hair and Ethan blond...how did he end up with brown?
One other thing wrong with this: when Ethan spawned Patrick here, Ethan was not yet a vampire. He wasn't born a vampire, and he wasn't bitten until after Doris was puking her guts out at their old house. So how did Patrick acquire these vampiric traits? I am confused.
Doris doesn't seem in the least weirded out by her vampiric husband and son, so I guess I shouldn't complain, right?
Their house is still too small for Patrick to have all these toys in his bedroom!
I didn't get footage of it because I was too annoyed, but when it was time for Patrick to go to bed, Ethan had to chase him all over the damn second floor before he could even get close enough to pick him up. Now that I think about it, it's funny, but at the time, when Patrick was hungry and had a dirty diaper and wanted to sleep? Brutal.
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