Saturday, March 5, 2011

Bonjour, Doris!

I can't imagine what's happened to the video - I must have deleted it accidentally - but Doris, a little bored and curious, asked her husband to turn her into a vampire. He lovingly and gently bit her neck. Over the next week she felt odd burning and itching sensations, until she turned into a vampire.


As a celebration of Doris's recent birthday and turning, the Bunches headed out to France. They checked in for their adventures. I don't recall what Doris's was exactly, but it required her to chisel at rock.

Ethan was asked to fish up three frogs so that someone could have a dinner party featuring frog legs. Despite his strong aversion to sun, Ethan went to the sleepy looking river and cast his line into a promising spot where the fish were jumping.

The sun was eventually too much for him. In Sims 3, Vampires don't die from exposure to sun. They just pass out. Poor smoking Ethan keeled over while concerned Frenchmen looked on.

After that bit of unpleasantness, Ethan and Doris just wanted to go home, and I was tired of following all three of them around Champs le Sims anyway, so I sent them home while Patrick stayed. A paparazzi discovered he was there, sneaked into his bedroom, and started snapping pictures of him. Creepy.

Patrick got that stupid baseball adventure that I hate so much. All beginning adventurers get it, but I hate it 'cause it's stupid and easy. Anyway, he got the damn baseball and took it to its owner and, I presume, expressed his own disgust over this mission.

Then he was commissioned to find some delicious nectar in the tunnels under the nectary. Yes, nectar and nectary. Not wine, you terrible people! Sims don't drink!

Anyway. He went under the tunnels on this thoroughly uninspiring mission, found the nectar, and then ran about a dozen more stupid errands, including making a salad for the person who wanted the nectar in the first place.

At some point the trip was over and Patrick returned safely home.

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