Since Doris is bringing home the bacon, Ethan is the one who has taught young Patrick all he needs to know about being a vampire/Sim half-breed.
Lesson 1: Laugh and talk with your victims. They'll never know what hit 'em.
Lesson 2: Victims who have been drinking cola might not be the best. They're jittery and caffeinated. It might be best to wait till they've come down a bit.
Lesson 3: Don't have accidents in public. It will ruin your mystique.
Lesson 4: Stalk carefully. You don't want to scare Sims away.
Lesson 5: Plan your attack, and act swiftly. Don't give your victim time to react.
Do you see what Patrick is doing? Do you??? He is biting his teddy bear on the neck!!! No offense, Doris, but your kid is a freak.
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